Douchebag Workout 2 has so many new features to amaze you and there are too much awesome things to use. First of all, there are new exercise equipment, like weight bench and dumbbells. To be more cool and get a laid, you have 3 levels to complete and get a 100% in all of them.
Level 1 to increase your mass, you need to take easy and hard exercises and workout pretty hard. That also gives you more Self Esteem and higher chance to get the ladies. Also, you have to complete this component to get tattoos from the tattoo artist. To train more easy, faster and longer, you can buy a different sort of protein shakes from the cashier in the first room.
Level 2 requires from you to use your mobile and make sure that, your outfit will be matched with your self esteem and body style. For that, you have so many t-shirt and pants to buy with your mobile menu and all of them have awesome and cool design, because this game is made with amazing graphics and texture.
Level 3 is a most easy part in Douchebag Workout 2, because to complete this objective and be more popular, you just need to use your mobile, where you can update your status and after every change in your outfits and body size, you can get more friends on Facebook too and by adding them, you get the more percent in Popularity stat.
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Douchebags are everywhere. Even inside of us. When someone you’ve cared for and loved effs you over, betrays you, treats you like you can do what I do. You know, take yourself and your problem too seriously, and make a mess of things, horrifying even those who love you and have your back.
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Hold that grudge. Everyone’s always saying “let go,” “don’t hold your grudge.” “Forgive.” Tell them to shut up and go back to reading their Tony Robbins. ‘Cause fuck that. Holding a grudge feels sooo good. It’ll keep you warm in the wintertime.
But hold that grudge loosely, lest it burn you.
I never let go of a grudge ever. I’ll forget what I had for lunch before I forget what Michelle did to me in first grade recess.
Talk about it to anyone who will or won’t listen! Bring it out like an old baseball bat or sword you’ve got to polish from time to time.
Never forget: but! And here’s the clincher which will make all of you hippies happy:
Easily forgive. Good advice re: ex-boyfriends, ladies! Good advice re: ex-girlfriends, gents!
So: don’t forget. Don’t ignore. Don’t forget. But do forgive. Do move on.
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Douchebag Life is a new funny point and click time management adventure game from gamesfree. This game is about doucheness - building your body muscles, pimping up your crib, tuning up your ride and scoring chicks in the club. Your goal is to be the ultimate douchebag in the beach party that will be held in 14 days.
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It's hilariously fun but if you entered these Douchebag Life cheats you will not be able to submit your highscore but you will beat the game. So yeah, we've got some Douchebag Life cheats :
press Shift S on your keyboard to get instant money,
press Shift U to go back an hour in the day,
press Shift I to fast-forward time.
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The Douchebag Workout 2 unblocked ends when you ultimately have 100% in popularity, mass, and swag – you enter that room that got 4 hot chick inside it whom you approach for a real quick one night.
The starting of the game is quite hilarious for it’s a guy who is socially unaccepted, got no relationship, and usually bullied by others.
He then gets suggested to hit gym hard in order to get tanned, ripped, and hit on girls – in all the Douchebag Workout 2 unblocked game’s mission is to turn into a pure douche.
I spent roughly one and half hour playing this addictive workout game, for I wanted to badly see how the transformation goes on – and how the life of this nerd guy changes.
So it all starts by buying a gym membership costing $175 (you’d have $200 in your pocket at the start), buy a protein shake, and start with crunches – 8 at a time.
As your self esteem increases through workouts, you would then have you call his dad for some mone’ where you eventually would get your as* coc*ed up by your father and finally get some bucks from him.
In order to impress the chicks you would need to have a certain percentage of douchness.
To hit Linda, you would require to have a mass of 3% and she would happily date with you that would rise your swag level. There in the first place there’s a hot chick showing her butt in order to impress her you would need 75% of Swag, Popularity, and Mass. So you don’t just straight away hit her, you would be getting no response from her for she thinks her hotness is only deserved by his preferred guys.
So keep doing crunches, keep doing pull ups and increase your mass.
There’s quick hack to increase your popularity – just open your cell phone, keep adding friends, once the list is added, go back, and reopen it and again there would be a new list. In just 4-5 minutes you would have a 100% popularity level. But that doesn’t end up here.
In one workout room there would be a girl asking for you to help her stretch, I guess she needs average 35% popularity, mass and swag.
You need to score up all the girls up there. Starting from Lynda who’s at counter to the girl asking for stretching help, to the hot chick up there facing backwards to the top floor girl who’s sitting by a monster dude.
The best part of Douchebag Workout 2 game I find is calling his father. Every time when his self-esteem get’s filled up, he would be able to dial to his father, he asks for money, get real nice slangs, and eventually some money.
You would be needed to keep on upgrading your clothes, hairstyle, facial hairs, in order to increase the swag level.
There’s one thing I am not understanding of Douchebag Workout 2 unblocked game is there’s an extra option over the cell phone where on liking them on Facebook gives $5000 and a lot of upgrades.
I guess it don’t work, or else I would have completed whole Douchebag Workout 2 game in just 10-20 minutes.
For it’s only money that can buy you those stuff and increase your swag. It costs around $750 to get tattooed – which would be unlocked after you’ve 50% of all level.
Another cool thing, there would come a guy to offer you some real cool illegal shit that gonna blow up your mass to a huge level.
I did brought that, and almost instantly I saw the result.
Well, there’s also one thing that – this game makes you understand the benefit of working out.
Like, see, that nerd guy eventually turned into a swag dude after gaining some real good mass, and getting ripped. It’s the actual thing guys.
If you’re already not hitting gym, just get a membership today.